An apple a day keeps doctor away

There was once this psycho, who used to break things. Eveything breakable, and unbreakable -- he will break, this dude. His relatives, and remaining friends, tried to contain him, called the best doctors for him, but all in vain -- he'd just break the poor doctor, too! Obviously, quite soon no doctor would dare to approach the terrible psycho, only very inexperienced and dumb ones.
But one day a miracle happened! The psycho's dad bought a brand new computer, not a PC, not a playstation, but a shiny fancy geeky Apple! And guess what? The psycho broke it, as he did with other stuff, but this time it was different. He wouldn't do anything bad the whole day! And he wouldn't need any doctors to contain him! Now, that's a miraculous technology!
Since then on, his family has learned that almost any Apple would do, not necessarily the bright new shiny one, but even a rusty old pile-of-crap one. Naturally, they've started buying old machines for their son, who, after a morningly breakfast can walk by complex mechanisms aloofly. He even got a job, a high-paying one, so he can afford to pay for the diet himself!
So next time you sell your old computer on Ebay, think where it may end up!