All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Jack Schmöe, the owner and CEO of a huge trans-national corporation, which he inherited from his father, Jason Schmöe and the very name of it makes every normal person yawn (and even thinking about reading the "Our Mission" section on their website may be the first and only step towards spending the rest of one's life in a mental institution), was (and still is) a very careful man. He makes absolutely sure he won't strain himself working. He is also very, very caring towards his employees. Often Mr. Schmöe wonders around the building during the workday (the 2nd half of it, of course), picks someone at random and asks them if they'd like to go play golf with him instead of working.
The word around the watercooler asserts that whoever agrees will become the VP of Stuff. But nobody has dared yet.